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April Fools Fun: Philly Sports Style

In the spirit of April Fools (is there such a thing as the spirit of April Fools?), I wanted to have a little fun.  I don’t want to write a bunch of fake stories and throw a good old April Fools joke in at the end.  I thought I would throw together a few recent sports headlines that actually happened.  However, because it is April Fools, these are headlines that would normally seem like they were an April Fools joke and then became real.  I will also throw together some fun April Fools headlines that aren’t real.  I probably won’t stick to just Philly sports, but who knows where my mind will lead me.  So, first the real events that prior to them happening, would have made perfectly good April Fools jokes…

 

-          Brian Dawkins Signs With Denver Broncos

-          Brett Myers works a 9 pitch walk from C.C. Sabathia and draws a standing ovation

-          World Ph#$#ing Champions!!!

-          McNabb is benched at Halftime

-          World Series clinching game takes 4 days to play

-          Billy King is hired as an analyst for NBA TV

-          Marty Biron “stands on his head”

-          Eagles go with defensive tackle as #1 FB

-          Hank Baskett bags a Playmate

-          Eagles fans want Kolb instead of McNabb (Note: Not all of them, but seriously?)

-          After hitting a huge pinch hit home run in the NLCS Matt Stairs says, “When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

-          Willie Green is a starting 2 guard in the NBA (sorry, couldn’t help it)

-          Tony DiLeo is Sixers new head coach

-          Jimmy Rollins is DH behind Derek Jeter for Team U.S.A.

-          Terrell Owens is in Buffalo

-          Jay Cutler wants out of Denver

-          Alex Rodriguez took steroids (Wait, nevermind, we all knew that)

-          Isaiah Thomas may be hired by Clippers

-          Arizona Cardinals play in a Super Bowl

 

Ok, I ran out of ideas on that, so maybe some people out there have some good ones to add.  Now, we are moving on to headlines that are truly for April Fools…

 

-          Eagles wide receiver leads the league in TD receptions

-          Eagles run/pass ratio is 54/46

-          Andy Reid is on the cover of Men’s Health magazine

-          Donovan McNabb demands a trade to Buffalo to be reunited with T.O.

-          Just to “shake things up”  Andy Reid switches defensive line to OL and vice versa

-          In order to build up the public support for himself, Kevin Kolb starts showing up around town with Heather Mitts

-          Eagles retire Koy Detmer’s neck beard

-          It is revealed that all this time Joe Banner was under the impression that the team would be fined $1 million dollars for any player over 34 on the roster

-          McNabb is diagnosed with a nasty case of IBS that takes about 3 hours after a meal for the symptoms to occur.  We then find out that he has a huge meal just prior to kickoff.

-          Andy Reid admits he had a “man crush” on Greg Lewis

-          Eagles fans ranked the classiest in the NFL by major national media outlets

-          A story is actually done about Philly fans that doesn’t mention booing Santa Clause

-          Charlie Manuel is voted “Interview of The Year”

-          Brett Myers reveals, “I pitch better when I’m drunk.”

-          Ryan Howard wins a Gold Glove

-          Jamie Moyer throws a fastball that hits 85 on the radar gun and is immediately tested for steroids

-          Sixers are a 3 point shooting machine

-          Thaddeus Young admits that he is really Shannon Sharpe

-          Aaron Mckie shares his secrets on the proper way to paint on a beard

-          Samuel Dalembert finally “gets it”

-          Reggie Evans doesn’t infuriate me

-          Sixers realize that Marreese Speights should play more than 8 minutes

-          Standing room only for all Sixers games at the Wachovia Center

-          Ed Snider admits that he hates basketball and actually forgot he owns the team

-          Reggie Evans and Bob Salmi are spotted in Fairmount Park…Holding each others hands, and their lunch pails

-          Prior to a playoff series Cleveland coach Mike Brown is asked what worries him about a match up with the Sixers, and he says, “We have to get a hand in the face of their shooters, especially Iguodala, and the low post presence of Dalembert is something we have to stop.”

-          Paul Holmgren trades Jeff Carter, Simon Gagne, and Claude Giroux, and explains it by saying, “We need more tough guys.  That’s what wins in today’s NHL.  If I could have 20 Riley Cote’s on my team, I would.”

-          Eric Lindros and Bobby Clarke are seen vacationing in Ocean City together

-          John Stevens and Paul Holmgren decide to eliminate all goalies from the roster

-          Holmgren says trading Upshall for Carcillo happened because he lost a side bet in a hand of poker

-          John Calipari hires John Chaney as his assistant at Kentucky

-          Kobe Bryant is voted Teammate of the Year

-          Greg Oden’s birth certificate is found and shows he was actually born in 1957

-          Sam Cassell is a martian!

-          Dick Vitale says something negative about Duke or North Carolina

-          Jay Bilas states that his favorite player of all time was Gumby due to his “infinite length”

-          A real National Champion is decided in college football

 

Honestly, I could go on and on, but I won’t.  Maybe some people out there have some great ones to add.  I have a ton, but it would become never ending.  Please add any funny April Fools headlines, either real ones or fake to the comments if you have any.  Happy April Fools!

 

 

 

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Spectrum Is Filled With Memories

The Spectrum will not be standing soon and tonight the building will host a major sporting event for the last time when the Sixers host the Bulls.  As most things do in this world, the Spectrum came, and soon it will be gone.  But, it will always hold its place in Philadelphia history, as well as the sports and entertainment history in this country.  There aren’t too many ballparks, stadiums, or arenas that stay around like Fenway, Wrigley, and MSG, and it really is a shame.  I know that it isn’t high up on the scale of world importance believe me, but places like the Spectrum are where many memories are made.  Memories of sons, daughters, fathers, mothers, grandparents, and friends.  Memories that bind families, friends, and a community together.  I don’t have kids of my own yet, but it would have been great if I could have taken my son or daughter to the Spectrum or The Vet to share my stories, but I won’t get that chance.  I remember as a kid, my grandfather used to talk about Connie Mack Stadium and Franklin Field.  The cool thing for me is I can still drive or walk by or set foot inside Franklin Field anytime I want.  The Spectrum will always hold a special place in my heart.  I can remember watching Charles Barkley dominate on that floor.  I remember always looking up into the rafters and being fascinated by the Flyers and Sixers banners, and even the banners that showed the amount of sell outs for Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.  I think about seeing a Sixers game from high up in the Spectrum with a basketball team I played on and chanting for Dave Hoppen to be inserted into the game.  Yeah, the Sixers were pretty bad.  I remember seeing my buddy Ryan play in an All-Star game on the floor of the Spectrum.  I remember seeing players like Michael Jordan and Larry Bird and dreaming of being an NBA player some day.  The Spectrum was home to some great players, some great teams, and great events.  The Sixers did battle with the Lakers and Celtics in the 80’s, the Broad Street Bullies made it a place no team wanted to visit, and the Boston Strangler did exactly what he always did there: crush the Celtics.  So, since it is a time for nostalgia, I wanted to highlight a few of the many historic events that took place at the Spectrum, which opened in 1967, and is now slated to be officially closed on September 30th of this year.  If you don’t know what some of these are in reference to, then you are probably not a Philadelphia sports fan.

 

-Flyers win 1st Stanley Cup on May 19th, 1974, beating the Bruins 1-0

 

-One of the most historically significant sporting events that has ever taken place (and I don’t think that is over stating it) took place on January 11th, 1976.  The Flyers took on and beat the Soviets 4-1.  For those of you who don’t know, this was during the Cold War, and the Soviets were as close to unbeatable as it came.

 

-Dr. J’s incredible dunk that I can watch over and over on ESPN Classic

 

-I know it’s fictional, but in Philly it’s just a little more real.  Rocky fought Apollo in the Spectrum twice, although it wasn’t filmed there.

 

-The Rocky Statue

 

-Kate Smith

 

-1992 East Regional- Kentucky vs Duke- Laettner hits a miraculous turnaround jumper to beat Kentucky at the buzzer 103-102.

 

-2 NBA All-Star Games and 2 NHL All-Star Games

 

-6 Stanley Cup Finals- 2 won by the Flyers

 

-2 Final Fours

 

-4 NBA Finals- including the 1983 Sixers Championship

 

-Pretty much every great musician in history played at the Spectrum

 

I could go on and on, but I won’t.  Basically, the Spectrum belongs to Philadelphia and although the building is going down, the memories will never be lost.  Apparently, the building will be officially closed at the end of September with a concert filled with some of the great musicians that played there in the past.  So tonight, the Sixers will play there for the last time, and some of the Sixer greats will be in attendance.  Let’s hope the Sixers can honor those players and that building by closing it out the right way: A Sixers win.  If anyone has any great memories to add, please share them.  I could have gone on forever, but I don’t think anyone would have wanted that.

 

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State of Big 5 Hoops

With the college basketball season winding down, I thought it would be a good time to take a look at the Big Five (+1) teams.  I wanted to look at where the teams currently stand, what the end of the regular season has in store for them, tournament chances/predictions, and the state of the programs moving forward. 

VILLANOVA WILDCATS (21-5 Overall, 9-4 Big East, 4-0 Big 5)

Jay Wright’s boys are the unquestioned best team in Philly.  They went undefeated against their four rivals, and sit at 9-4 in arguably the best conference in the country.  The Wildcats are ranked #14 in the country and are #10 in RPI.  Their NCAA tournament bid is a lock.  The only question remains their seeding.  Right now they would likely get a # 3 or 4 seed.  Of course, a lot can change between now and Selection Sunday.  It is entirely possible for ‘Nova to run the table in their remaining 5 games.  They have tough road games at Syracuse and ND, but both those teams are not playing their best basketball, home games against Georgetown and Providence, and a road game at Depaul.  Not easy by any stretch, but all games that ‘Nova should be favored to win.  After that, there is the grueling Big East Tournament.  A top four conference ranking will earn ‘Nova a 2 round bye, at worst they should get a 1 round bye.  The Wildcats are playing their best basketball right now, which is exactly how it’s scripted in a perfect world.  Usually, guard play is paramount in the NCAA Tournament, and ‘Nova certainly excels in that area.  Dante Cunningham gives them a low post presence, and they have a very good trapping style defense.  In order to go far, the Cats will need Cunningham to stay out of foul trouble, and get better contributions from guys like Pena and Clark.  ‘Nova is very beatable when they do not shoot well from the outside, so that can always become an issue.  It’s tough without seeing a bracket to make a true prediction, but this team is capable of making a Final Four run.  More likely, though, would be a visit to Sweet 16 and very possibly the Elite 8.

This program has officially arrived.  Jay Wright has been able to build a perennial Big East contender and has attracted top notch talent to the Main Line.  The guy can coach and he sure as hell can recruit.  ‘Nova will lose Cunningham, Anderson, and Clark.  All of them made nice contributions, with the biggest obviously being Cunningham.  So, they will have to replace size.  Antonio Pena has been improving steadily and will have a more prominent role next year.  The guards are in great shape with Reynolds, Fisher, Redding, and Stokes all returning.  But wait, it gets better for ‘Nova.  Jay Wright has compiled one of the top recruiting classes for 2009.  Being added to the mix are Dominic Cheek (no LOI yet), and Roman’s Maalik Wayns, as well Isaiah Armwood and Mouphtauo Yarou, who will both add some size to ‘Nova.  All four are ranked among the top 50 players in the country according to scout.com.  Not to mention, Villanova already has a verbal commitment from James bell, the 10th ranked SF in the country for the class of 2010.  The future is looking pretty bright for Villanova and their fans.

 

TEMPLE OWLS (16-9 Overall, 8-3 Atlantic 10, 3-1 Big 5)

Fran Dunphy has done a great job this year with Temple.  The Owls have a chance to win the Atlantic 10 regular season title, sitting one game behind Dayton at the moment.  Currently, Temple has an RPI of 36, which is pretty strong.  They are certainly classified right now as a bubble team.  They have a couple nice wins against Penn St. and Tennessee, but they could use another signature win.  The Owls have 5 games remaining, and they are not the type of team who can just show up and win, so they will all be tough, but winnable games.  They have games against St. Bonaventure, LaSalle, St. Joe’s, GW, and a huge game at Dayton.  A win at Dayton would go a long way towards securing an NCAA tournament berth for the Owls.  Of course, they could always just win the A10 tourney and make it a moot point.  The Owls are led by Dionte Christmas and Lavoy Allen.  They won’t go anywhere without stellar play from those two.  Christmas relies heavily on his outside shot, which can cause problems for Temple if he is well defended or having an off shooting day.  My prediction is that the Owls pull off the upset of Dayton and reach the NCAA’s, where they will likely be a #12 or 13 seed.  My guess would be a one and done this year for the Owls, but stranger things have happened.

Temple is facing the daunting task of replacing Christmas next year.  The Owls are losing their top scorer (Christmas), their center (Olmos), along with Inge, who is a very solid contributor.  Total those losses up and they need to find a way to replace 34.5 ppoints, 13.3 boards, and 7.2 assists.  Lavoy Allen has the ability to be a star for the Owls.  He has improved in his sophomore season, but next year’s team will likely be Allen’s team.  There are some bright spots looking forward to next season for Temple.  Juan Fernandez has been getting better and better since he joined the team.  Fernandez along with Ryan Brooks, should give Temple a very solid backcourt next year.  Temple has signed a couple local kids in Khalif Wyatt (Norristown), and Rahlir Jefferson (Chester).  It’s tough to say what kind of year the Owls will have next year.  I think they will be pretty good depending on how improved Fernandez is next year and how high Allen raises his level of play.

ST. JOSEPH’S HAWKS (14-11 Overall, 7-4 Atlantic 10, 1-3 Big 5)

The Hawks have had an up and down year under Phil Martelli.  They are currently on a 3 game losing streak that has dropped them to 5th place in the A10.  Not exactly the way you want to finish a season.  Their RPI currently sits at 80, and they have no real good wins on their resume.  Without winning the A10 tourney, it’s pretty safe to say that the Hawks will not be going dancing.  An NIT bid is much more likely for St. Joe’s.  The Hawks are not a deep team at all and about 95% of their scoring comes from 4 players.  They are led by Ahmad Nivins in both scoring and rebounding.  They have 5 games remaining, and like I said, they would have to win the A10 tourney in order to make the big dance.  Is it impossible?  Absolutely not.  This team has the ability to beat any team in their conference.  Of course, they will need huge numbers from Nivins, Govens, and Carr.  If Nivins gets in any foul trouble, this team is cooked.  They don’t have the talent to win without Nivins on the floor for most of the game.  Unfortunately, my prediction is that the Hawks will not go anywhere but the NIT.  This is not the year for St. Joe’s fans to rejoice.

Losing Nivins and Carr is definitely going to hurt the Hawks.  Govens, Hilliard, and Williamson will need to take control and lead this team.  The Hawks are very young, with 5 freshmen on the roster this year.  Moving forward, the young guys will need to step up, and with very little playing time, it is hard to say how productive they will be in the future.  In addition, Martelli has been able to land what looks to be a fairly solid recruiting clas.  They have size with David Bruce and Carl Baptiste.  Baptiste specifically is 6’8”, 240 pounds with a very good shooting touch.  According to ESPN, he should be a starter by his junior year.  They will also be adding the #22 ranked PG in the country in Carl Jones.  Jones is said to be small and extremely quick with a good shot.  It looks like he will be an exciting player to watch in the future.  He was highly thought of enough to be recruited by the likes of Marquette, Xavier, Providence, and USC.  Pretty good find by Martelli on this kid.  I think next year could be a struggle for the Hawks, but I doubt it will be too long before Martelli has them back at the top of the A10.

La SALLE EXPLORERS (14-11 Overall, 5-6 Atlantic 10, 2-2 Big 5)

I have to give the Explorers and coach John Giannini a lot of credit.  Yeah, I said it!  It has been an inconsistent year for LaSalle, filled with quite a few close losses.  They have lost two overtime games and another 3 games by a total of 11 points.  This is a team on the rise in my opinion.  They will not be playing in the NCAA tournament this year, and may not even be invited to the NIT, although I think they should.  An RPI of 110 and below .500 record in the A10 will do that to you.  The Explorers have balanced scoring ( 4 players average in double figues), and they have some pretty good size and athleticism.  This team needs to take that next step and believe that they can win the close games and they will be fine.

Now, I have some really good news for Explorer fans, and a bold prediction.  In my opinion, the next couple years are looking really good for LaSalle.  It is hard for a school like LaSalle to remain successful for extremely long stretches of time, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have their moment in the sun, too.  The top 6 scorers from this year’s team will be returning.  It will be a senior led bunch of guys.  That doesn’t mean they don’t have any young talent, though.  Jerrell Williams should continue to improve as a player, and then there is LaSalle’s best recruit in a very long time.  Aaric Murray of Glen Mills, one of the top centers in the country will be heading to LaSalle.  That is huge for them.  This kid has a chance to be special.  He is highly ranked, yet he hasn’t even been playing basketball for 4 years.  So, with all this being said, my prediction is that LaSalle finishes in the top 2 in the A10 nest year, as well as spending at least a little time in the top 25.  It’s been awhile, but I think it could happen if they can take that next big step as a team.

PENN QUAKERS (8-13 Overall, 4-3 Ivy League, 0-4 Big 5)

It is not easy to be a college basketball coach in the Ivy League.  Well, that’s obviously what Penn coach Glen Miller is.  It seems the days of Ivy League teams, like the Pete Carrill coached Princeton teams, and the Fran Dunphy coached Penn teams, competing against the big boys are gone.  Oh, one of them will win the league and make it as a #15 seed, but that’s about it.  Penn has an outside shot to catch Cornell for the league title this year, but they would need a lot of help.  They currently sit at 4-3, and that’s only after the 3 game winning streak they are riding.  The Quakers only have one player (Tyler Bernardini) averaging in double figures.  Penn has been playing better basketball of late, and the good news is that they still play every team ahead of them in the standings once.  I personally just don’t think they have enough to get it done.

The good news for Penn is that they are extremely young, so they should improve over the next couple years.  That improvement may be enough to put them back into the NCAA tournament.  Of Penn’s 5 leading scorers, 3 are sophomores, and 1 is a freshmen, so that bodes well for the Quakers in the next couple years.  Penn also has a couple recruits coming in that are regarded as pretty talented for Ivy League players.  My guess is that it won’t be long before the Penn Quakers are back atop the Ivy League.

DREXEL DRAGONS (14-11 Overall, 10-6 CAA, 2-0 in games against Big 5 schools)

I figured even though they aren’t part of the Big 5, I would briefly examine Drexel.  The (+1) of the Big 5 in Philly.  Poor Drexel…Always on the outside looking in.  Although they did beat both St. Joe’s and Penn head to head.  The Dragons are right in the thick of a jumbled CAA pack.  They definitely have a chance to make the big dance if they can win their conference tourney.  My guess is they will make a run at it, but fall short.  Bruiser Flint’s guys play hard, but it likely won’t be enough. 

Moving forward, the Dragons will lose Rodgers, Hawthorne and most of their top scorers.  As far as recruiting is concerned, Drexel still does not have any signed letters of intent, so it’s tough to say what the team will look like next year.  The Dragons will likely be led by Givens, Colds, and Neisler, and look to those guys to step up and account for the losses to graduation.

 

For the most part it looks like most of the Big 5 is in pretty good shape now and moving forward.  Either way, the Big 5 is one of the greatest traditions in college basketball.  If you haven’t been to the Palestra to catch a Big 5 game, you are missing out.   

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